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by Jeff Atwood

August 25, 2005

Mavis Beacon Ate My Brain!

You may be familiar with the classic Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing* series of software from Broderbund.

Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing... and the perils of late 80s office fashions.

Well, Sega's sublime Typing of the Dead is like Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing ... if Mavis Beacon was a flesh-eating zombie!!

Typing of The Dead. TYPE OR DIE!

Any self-respecting software developer should be a decent typist. Now you can prove how much of a keyboard ninja you really are, because here's the best part: Typing of The Dead supports 2-player competitive network play over TCP/IP, with comprehensive post-game stat tracking (see screenshot).

It's hard to explain just how wondrously bizarre Typing of the Dead is. It's a challenging, remarkably well thought out typing tutor, a tongue-in-cheek b-grade zombie movie, and the most hilarious multiplayer game experience you'll probably ever have-- all at the same time.

As a zombie enthusiast, I bought Typing of the Dead immediately after it was released in 2001, but I can't find any vendors currently selling the PC version of the game on Froogle or eBay. It may legitimately be abandonware and therefore downloadable as a torrent ISO from The Underdogs. Once you obtain the game, legally or otherwise, install the nocd patch from GameCopyWorld, then copy the ~560mb install folder to a network share. Here's how to get a network game going:

  • Copy the game to your hard drive
  • Obtain and write down IP address of host (you'll be prompted for this later)
  • Run game, select Network menu option
  • One person selects Host Session, the other person selects Join Session and types in the IP of the Host
  • Important: if either computer is using Windows Firewall, you must ALT+TAB to desktop, check for Windows Firewall block dialogs, and unblock the game.

Now sit back and watch the hilarity ensue. It's pure genius.

In my testing, network play works flawlessly using current Windows XP SP2 systems as long as you use the original version of the game. Whatever you do, don't install the "ATI patch" for the game, as it completely breaks the network multiplayer functionality!

* Interestingly, Mavis Beacon isn't a real person. She's a logotype persona: an imaginary identity created entirely for the purpose of marketing. So I guess that puts her somewhere in between, say, Peter Norton and Carmen Sandiego.

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Some gameplay tips..

- you do not have to type spaces or capitalization. However, punctuation must always be typed.

- use ESC to "break out" of a word or phrase and switch to another one. Until you do this, your cursor will lock on the word or phrase you've already started.

- the game dynamically scales the difficulty based on how well you're doing. Make a bunch of perfect phrases and it ramps up to larger, more complex phrases. Make a bunch of mistakes and you'll get progressively simpler words and phrases.

- you don't need a fancy 3D card to run this game. Even crappy onboard 3D of reasonably recent vintage will suffice.

Jeff Atwood on August 26, 2005 12:58 PM

This was how I learned how to touch-type ;-)

Alan Le on August 26, 2005 02:06 PM

That's totally cool....

We should continue the product line:
"Multiplication for Mummies"
"Biology with Blood-sucking Vampires"
"US History and the Undead"

BradC on August 26, 2005 02:13 PM

Great find. I had never seen it until now. Is there not supposed to be any sound? I don't hear anything and there are no files in my sound directory.

Thanks, Scott

Scott Elkin on August 26, 2005 07:39 PM

>Now you can prove how much of a keyboard ninja you are

I find that IM serves that function for me. :-)

>Mavis Beacon isn't a real person. She's a logotype persona.

Imagine my disaapointment. First it was Betty Crocker, then Aunt Jemima, then Uncle Ben, then Ronald McDonald, then ... . At least Orville Redenbacher is a real person. Or is he?

mike on August 27, 2005 04:48 AM

This is cool. I remember Mavis from my grade school days, she was such a role model.
Anyway, I saw in the screencap that you posted, the word 'fret' and I got to thinking. Couldn't this same idea be extended to a guitar coach? Has this been done to anyone's knowledge? I envision the coach telling you to play some chord combination and then it can analyze the results and timing to see how you did? There are little digital tuners for guitars so why couldn't you just plug into the computer?

Pat pending

KG on August 28, 2005 12:04 PM

This is totally awesome, thank you for posting this.

Ron on August 31, 2005 12:51 PM

The underdogs download does have the sounds, but the installer doesn't seem to unpack them. Running the setup.bat after install unpacks the sounds.

James Kew on September 7, 2005 06:30 PM

I've been searching the net for months looking for noCD fix for "The Typing of The Dead". No luck. There are patches at gamecopyworld, but they are for the english version only. Even the cd fix from the DUCK, saying "All versions" is not really for all versions of the game, but for the english versions.
I have the american version in original (Todus.exe), but I can't play it on my Linux box. It's installed and started but there is a kind of a CD protection (CDCheck may be) which is not emulated and makes the trouble.
Having had a Windouz I should have patched by myself up to now. Unfortunately I don't have one.
If someone has a patch for the US verson of TOTD, please mail me or post a link here. I'll be very grateful.

P.S.
I've read somewhere that the CD check is simple and that it would be enough copying some files from the CD to the install directory. Not sure about that though.

basizora on December 10, 2005 06:57 AM

~Just use Virtual Daemon Manager, AKA Virtual CD AKA CD Image Mounter~

It loads ISOs and works flawlessly, although the network wasnt loading? Anyone know what the port is ?

DJ on February 1, 2006 01:51 AM

I teach a number of high school students, and I would LOVE to use this game for my classes (I've already started) but I ran into a slight problem:

Each of our fairly new Windows XP computers has an Admin account and a user account. The students can only use the user account, but I have to install using the admin account. For some of the computers it's worked fine on both accounts, for a few I can run TOTD on the admin but not the user account.

Any suggestions? Windows is not my friend sometimes. THANKS! Please email me a response.

me on February 16, 2006 05:50 PM

just install the game, burn the installed files onto a cd and copy/paste it over to a non-admin account. make sure you have a no-cd crack though.

charlie on March 24, 2006 12:29 AM

according to wikipedia, underdogs is down at the moment:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_of_the_Underdogs

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As of March 21, 2006, the Home of the Underdogs website is off-line due to the expiration of the domain name registration. Sarinee Achavanuntakul, during a rare public appearance on the site's IRC channel, related that this was due to credit card difficulties and that the domain would be working again soon. In the meantime, the site is still accessible via its IP address ( http://209.120.136.195/ ), but downloads and screenshots will be unavailable as the servers won't accept IP addresses as referers for those files (this could be fixed, though, by adding the servers' hostnames into your system's hosts file; see here for detailed instructions).

As of March 27, the Home of the Underdogs website is located at http://www.the-underdogs.info/ , due to problems in regaining the domain from register.com. Sarinee mentioned in the website's IRC channel that register.com couldn't contact her and she lost her password, creating the current situation. Negotiations over the .org domain are underway, but as of now the site can be accessed through the IP address.
--

Jeff Atwood on March 28, 2006 07:40 PM

Apparently this game was actually released in Japanese arcades, too. Check out the pictures:

http://www.klov.com/game_detail.php?game_id=10244

Jeff Atwood on March 28, 2006 07:56 PM

I actually played that in an arcade in Tokyo about four or five years ago; the best bits were the cutscenes, which perfectly mimicked the archetypal "rescuer helping freshly-rescued would-be zombie victim to her feet" genre that we all know and love.

The key difference, of course, was that your character, instead of brandishing a shotgun, was depicted on-screen with a large Sega-branded Ghostbusters-style backpack and an actual qwerty keyboard slung in front of him, hot-dog-vendor-tray style. Priceless.

chris on April 1, 2006 06:20 AM

erm can i ask... where can i dl full version, i do not have the cd

david on April 21, 2006 11:35 PM

search here for the torrent :-0
www.torrentspy.com

Ghost on April 24, 2006 03:50 AM

can someone help me out here..i cant seem to get network to play to work with my friends. whenever we get into the game its extremely laggy/choppy. we're the original version without the ati fix and i've even tried plugging direct into the cable modem (usually behind a router) and we still get the same problem. our windows firewalls are off.

misterk on May 21, 2006 01:51 PM

Hi, i can't unpack the sound too.
worse: i can't touchtype...
hope this will be the one

iVO on December 7, 2006 12:43 AM

Tried to play TotD online. Didn't work. Meh... :o(

It's not an original version. It's that "DUCK!" version someone already talked about.
Can't I play online with a copy?
I already unblocked the game at the Firewall on my PC or do I have to completely unable the Firewall even on my Router??

PersonaGrata on March 11, 2007 04:09 PM

Are there any sites out there that focus on tTofD, like in-depth walkthroughs and even patches that change the words that appear? I've read now that tTofD2 is in the works.

John on May 16, 2007 01:10 PM

I found the torrent by googling "typing of the dead torrent"

I found two and downloaded them both successfully.

The game runs fine, it's just that the network function is REALLY choppy and such. It even kicked me out of my network game.

Does anyone know how to fix this?

Also, I don't notice an exit button. How do I get out of the game without the ctrl alt delete thing? (I hate having to do that everytime.)

Thanks!

ps: WOO HOO! The sequel is coming December 2007 (it was supposed to be JULY 2007, but at least it's happening.)

earl on July 9, 2007 12:11 PM

Yeah. I just tried playing it over network and it was laggy/choppy. It kept crashing. Each time we tried it seemed to progress further into the game before the crash.

Simon on July 16, 2007 11:29 AM

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Great find. I had never seen it until now. Is there not supposed to be any sound? I don't hear anything and there are no files in my sound directory.

Thanks, Scott
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I just copied the sound files from House of he Dead 2.

Josh on February 18, 2008 07:38 AM

OMG I can't believe this. There's a batch file in he folder that extracts the sound files.

Josh on February 20, 2008 05:35 PM

Asume game dudes.

Jack on March 21, 2008 09:39 AM

your mama

nasdf on April 2, 2008 07:07 PM

i cant get the ' key to work when im playing

joe on April 26, 2008 01:25 PM

I'm starting to hear machine guns shot instead of a shotgun.. It has definitely improved my typing skills.

Ridz on May 1, 2008 08:42 PM

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

EVELYN on May 20, 2008 07:07 PM







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